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However, here’s someone who suffered a far worse mid-air fate and lived to tell his horrid yet hilarious tale. On a recent flight, Dubai-based column- ist Bikram Vohra was seated next to newly-weds. In a Facebook post, now viral with over 12,000 shares and 30,000 likes, Vohra details how travelling with a young couple newly besotted with each other left him in a state of ‘mute horror.’ So apparently, the couple spoon-fed each other, made a game out of ‘who will pull out the longest noodle’ from their meal, he ‘foofoo’ed her hot meal and she did the same, and the list goes on. The story is so good, you’ll be in splits by the end.

Here are a few lines from his post: “As the lunch cart comes along and they discuss the menu like this was a global summit and he says, you choose and she says, no,no, no, you choose and he says, no whatever you want. Then they have a bet to see who will pull out the longest noodle. They think this is the best game ever, much ahead of Candy Crush and Angry Birds and for 10 minutes they compete and the score is 9-6 in her favour and he’s looking at her like she won the gold medal at the Olympics.”